Tokek Vs Hantu = serem mana?

Malam ini lembur, ngurusin spot iklan yang buaanyaaaaaaaak banget dicopy-nya, pake kaset pula, huhhh lama, mau diputer se Indonesia Raya soalnya.......hehehehe
Untung ada 'wujudku' di narasi spot itu.hehehehehe, lumayan.

Ehhhhhhhhh, gak taunya perut..... eh salah, bokong ding, gak bisa diajak kompromi, alias kebelet eek.
Mpet banget dah.

Masuk toilet, mau buka celana Ehhhhhhhhhhh Anjrit, kaget liat Tokek (si mbah nya Cicak) yang guedeeeeee banget di dinding.
langsung 'delay' dah kebelet nya.

tapi dasar bokong gak seksi (hehehe, gak bahenol+montok), gak bisa diajak kompromi.
Teteppp aja kebelet.

Pilihannya cuma 2.
Pertama masuk toilet bersih+bathub, tapi ada tokek gede nya....
ato Kedua masuk toilet belakaaaaaaaaaaaaang banget deket tempat nyimpen genset, terpencil gak ada tokek nya tapi nyeremin.
Pilih Mana ??
Seperti agen 007 yang kebingungan mencari musuhnya, akhirnya dengan semangat 45 harus ditentukanlah sikap, karena bokong rasanya udah gak bisa diajak kompromi.

ENG .........ING...............ENG................
Akhirnya pilihan jatuh ke toilet 'sarang kuntilanak' hehehehe
Gak papa dah, nalarnya Masa hantu mau nakutin orang eek, bau kaleeeee. Hehehehe
Daripada liat tokek geliat2, bintil2 aduhhhhhhhhhhhhh takut kejatuhan, takutttttttttttttttttttttt

Ini artinya, tokek vs hantu = lebih nyeremin tokek.....hehehehe
Sorry ya bo' , jadi curhat soal eek.....hehehehe

Ps: ati2 dibelakang punggung, di dindding ada tokek guede tuhhhh hiiii...

85 Penis Size "Facts" (adult only)

Some fact are true...let's count how much in U....hehehe

After all this, you must be more than ready for the penis size "facts".
Note: When it says "men" or "women" then that is what it says, otherwise it would say "all men" or "all women".
So think about this before making a comment. There are exceptions to everything in life… Enjoy!


If you are a woman and you don't prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.
Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.
The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).
When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.
Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

Penis size is not just a locker room issue.
Women care about the size of flaccid penises.
Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.
Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.
Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.
Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis...
forty percent stay with a man for his money...
forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...
...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!
...eighty percent of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone!
...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.
Women find small penises frustrating.
Women find small penises annoying.
Women find small penises boring.
Women find small penises embarrassing.
Women look for bulge when meeting men.
Women look up to men with big penises.
Women find big penises impressive.
Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

Men with big penises are more self secure.
Women prefer men who are self secure.
Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.
Most men don't mind to be considered a sex object by women.
Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.
Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.
Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.
Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.
Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.
Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.
Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.
Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.
Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.
Consequently, the probability that a man's new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

If a woman doesn't make a comment about a man's penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.
Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.
If you haven't heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don't have a big penis.
If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.
If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.
If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.
If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.
If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.
However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.
Women don't tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

If your girlfriend's previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

If your girlfriend's previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

Most vaginas prefer thick penises.
Most penises prefer tight vaginas.


If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.
Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.
Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.
Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.
Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.
Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.


Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.
Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.
A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.
Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

Men with small penises masturbate more often.
Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.
Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.
Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.


If a woman publicly says that size doesn't matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.
Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.
Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.
Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.
Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.
Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.
Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.
Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.
If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn't have much choice.
Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.
In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique.

All right...,

...enough of this!

Snetron hari ini

Scene 1
I : Iya, jangan mpe lupa, semua confirmasi ke aku, biar jelas !!
MD: Lho ? gimana seh ? pokoknya aku gak bisa. Titik.
I : Ya, ya semua kaya kata kamu mas.
MD: Tapi nanti list transportasi, akomodasi, tempat makan, jangan lupa taruh dimejaku
I : Iya...ya.. Ok boss

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Scene 2
A : Liat tuh, ditempel di papan 'achtung'
MD: Maaf pak, baru liat.
A : Jangan lupa hubungi mereka, no miss connection, SLI ke arab mahal, efektifkan.
Cari nomor Al Jawal nya wakil keberangkatan dari Departemen Agama, biar langsung bisa hunungi ke Arab nya cepet.
MD: Ya PAk, (huh)

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Scene 3
MD: Tolong taruh & diurutin di meja mas.
S : Inya aja ato satu-satu ?
MD: Aduuuuuuuuuuuh, dek, kapan kamu ngertinya sih ? Kan itu gampang, tinggal masukin list nya #1 entry data nya langsung. BEREEs dah.
S : Ya mas, maaf.
MD: yo wiss, thx.

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Scene 4
I : GImana mas, fotonya jadi yang mana ?
MD: Aduuuuh, aku masih pusing, ntar yakkk !
I : Tapi mas, deadline tanggal 18
MD: HELL-O !! Skr tanggal 15 Yem, belum deadline !
I : Iya, tapi mepet waktunya, takutnya deadline mas.
MD: Heeh, itu namanya belum deadline, MASIH AKAN.Masih ada space waktu buat otakku mikir.
I : Tapi mepet mas !
MD: Udah deh, taruh aja dimeja, minggu beres. Senin On air. Kalo kelamaan, garap sndiri gih, pilih terserah dah.
I : Jangan mas, nunggu mas aja.

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Aduuuuuhh, jumat ini Jumat padat. Mau weekend tapi tetep aja, rasanya gak cukup memory otak buat up load semua. Bisa 'not enough memory space' deh kepala ini. Error, error.

Rasanya, terlalu berat, kaya Bos aja (halah) hehehe
Pokoknya sabtu ini lumayan pusing, masih juga meeting kecil ma Tim kreatif buatspesial program akhir tahun nanti.

Detailnya ;

Scene 1 : tentang keberangkatan keluar kota, yang harus ngurusin transportasi & akomodasi utnuk audience yang terpilih buat diajak turut serta menyaksikan jalannya pengundian hadiah Pepsodent keluar kota.
Scene 2 : Ditegur Boss, lupa confirm bwt SLI laporan ibadah Haji dengan reporter di Tanah suci Mekkah, kena semprot dah...
Scene 3 : Ngurusin program spesial akhir tahun, dengan spesial one day show yang uforgettable, tapi yang diajakin apa lemot semua, list belum beres. Pussing.
Scene 4 : Ngurusin ribetnya Lomba fott Gtasby WAx, deket deadline pengumuman, masih belum ada waktu yang 'pas' bwat sesi penjurian.

Duh, kayaknya kalo Raam Punjabi bikin sinetron, ini aja udah cukup 4 scene. hehehe Belum lagi tadi ngomelin OB yang gak paham2 buat bantuin beres2 sudut ruangan yang kotorrrrrrrrrrr banget.


Yah, inilah hidup yang memang kadang "sinetron" sekali.

Hollow Man

Sometime, kita gak sadar, ada banyaaaak banget hal yang bisa terjadi dalam lingkungan sekitar + kehidupan kita sehari-hari, berjalan dengan sangat normal & wajar berkat orang2 lain juga.

Rasanya, semua ada + bisa hanya karena usaha kita sendiri.
Rsanya kita yang paling pandai mengatasi segala masalah.
Rasanya kita yang paling mampu & independent menguasai segala hal.

Tapi salah, nyatanya kita gak bisa berdiri sendiri, tanpa koloni2 manusia yang lain. Yess, semua berurutan ada ketergantungan dan keterkaitan. Percaya atau tidak, mau tahu atau tidak, memang begitu adanya. Kita ada dalam suatu lingkaran.

Today, akuw mau ngucapin terimaksih buat "pak POS" yang sudah menyadarkan ku atas hal kecil ini.

Tanpa beliau, gak ada yang anterin 'hits-hits' keren yang jadi kebanggan + andalan + mata pencaharian ku selama ini.

Biarpun udah hampir 6tahun, tapi tetep gak kenal namanya, just say hi....



thk's a lot

Tidur dikantor

Wahhhh, gini nih....yang membuat Indonesia semakin terpuruk dalam sebutan "pekerja keras".

Hehehe, Om Rio.teddoooorrr di jam kantor. Korupsi jam kerja kah? hehehe

Tapi, memang enyakkkkk, habis makan, tidur dah....

Steven&Cocconut Treez

Ps: Sesaat sebelum on stage

Ps: Lead the crowd


Sore itu, Jember puadeeeeeeeet.
Macet total di mana-mana. Remaja pada sibuk berpacu dengan waktu.
Menuju satu tempat untuk bergembira, melepaskan penatnya kuliah, sekolah, pacaran, sampe selingkuh yang udah membosankan.

Menghabiskan satu malam yang penuh arti, seru.
ONE NIGHT in JAMAICA

diadain ama anak2 BEM FISIPOL UNMUH JEMBER
Buanyaaaaaaaak penontonnya. UNMUH mpe padet kepala manusia. 7000an kata panitia.


Terimaksih udah undang Rhendra + Shinta. Dan masih kasih uang (heheheehehe, wajib hukumnya)

makasih juga buat anak2 Steven&Cocconut Treez + crew yang ramah2 semuanya. Sudah kali kedua ketemu, dan jadi MC ( semoga gak boseeeen hehehe ) tapi tetep aja semua pada ramah...hehehe


jangan lupa kontak2 kalo 'lewat' Jember lagi...

Enaknya jalan2 bareng

ps; waktu itu habis foto2, mampir townsquare buat maem

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa......udah lama gak jalan2 bareng lagi...Jadi inget betapa serunya kalo kita + gank bisa jalan keluar bareng. Enaknya ;

1. Bisa godain orang / apa aja, berani soalnya rame2
2. Bisa ketawa ngakak, pasang muka jelek, munculin kebiasaan jelek, tanpa sungkan
3. Bisa ngutang beli makanan dulu, tinggal bilang uang diganti besok kalo pas ketemu
4. Bisa diliatiiiin orang terus karena bergerombol, dan banyak tingkah
5. Bisa foto2 bareng, trusss rebutan lihat hasilnya
6. Bisa apa lagi yah ???? yang pastiiiii, BISA BIKIN KANGEN :<