Showing posts with label sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sms. Show all posts

Friday, March 11, 2011

The Best Hindi Sms Collection | Jokes | Shayari

best hindi sms collection | best hindi jokes 140 characters for friends and other sms top hindi sms site.


:
Hum Rahe
is tarah se apki akhon me
Ki apki nazar ko b is ki khabar na ho
Aap har pal Kre dua hme bhulane ki
Par Khuda kre ki us dua me asar na ho..

: Kdmo ki duri se dilo k fasle nhi badte,
dur hone se pyar k ehsas nhi mrte,
kuch kdmo ka fasla hi h hmare bich,
lekin aisa koi pl nhi jb hm apko yad nhi krte.

: Ajnabi rehna par kisika intzar mat karna,
Kisi k pyar k liye khud ko bekrar mat karna,
Acha sathi mil jaye to hath tham lena,
Pr dikhave k liye kisise pyar Na karn

: Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Nibhaynge
Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaynge
Par Maan Jana Manane Se
Warna Raat Ko Bori Me Bharke Kahi Dur Fek Aayenge..

: Rat Ko Jb Hmne Ankhe Band Ki To Ap Hme Sbse Khush Nzar Aye,
Ye Trika H Agr Apko Khush Dekhne Ka,
To Khuda Kre Ye Aakhe Sda K Liye Band Ho Jaye...Gud night..

: Yado k gahre zakham ajeeb hote hai.
Apno k saath bitaye lamhe azeez hote hai.
Sada taza rahti hai yaade unki,
jo Nazaro k nahi dil k kreeb hote hai....:-):

: Maut Ke Sagar Me Gote Ham Laga bethe
Ashq Apni Akho Se baha bethe
Par Waqt Unko Kaha Ansuo Ko Ginne ka
Wo To Kisi Or ke Liye Hame Thukra Bethe

: दिल तोङने वाले को सजा Q नही मिलती.
हर किसी को प्यार मे वफा Q नही मिलती.
लोग कहते है इश्क 1 बीमारी है.
तो फिर
मेडिकल स्टोर पर इसकी दावा Q नही .मिलती

: Bahut khoobsurat hai hansi unki,
lekin wo muskurate hi kam hain.
Dil chahta hai dekhte Rahein unki pyari si ankhon ko,l
ekin vo nazar milate hi kab hai..

: Ishq wahi hai jo ek tarfa ho,
Izhar-e-ishq to khwahish ban jati hai,
Hai ishq to ankhon me dekhao,
Zuban kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai

: Unke chehre pe is kadar noor he
Ki unki yaad me rona bhi manzoor he
Bewafa bhi keh nahi sakte unko
Pyar to humne kiya hai woTo bekasoor hai.

: Rishte aur Raste Ek Hi Sikke K Do Pehlu Hain..
,Kabhi Rishte Nibhate Huye Raste Badal Jaate Hain,
Toh Kabhi Raste Pe Chalte Huye Rishte Ban Jaate Hain..

: Sab dost bewafa ho gaye,
hum apne mobile se khafa ho gaye,
SMS isliye kr rhe hai zaalimo,
kahi tum ye na samjho ki hum duniya se dafa ho gaye.

: Sab Log Rehguzar Nhi Hote,
Sath Chalne Wale B Humsafar Nhi Hote.
Kitna Khoff Hota He Sham K Andhere Me,
Pucho Un Parindo Se Jin K Ghar Nhi Hote...

: Honto pe na kbhi koi shikwa chahiye
Bus nigahe karam or dua chahiye.
Chand taro ki tamanna mujhko nhi.
Tum salamat raho aur muje kya chahiye.

: Sher: College ki chardeewari mein ajab sa khel hota hai,
khel-khel mein dilo ka mel hota hai.
Isiliye toh har saal baccha fail hota hai.

: Shadi usi se karna jo bilkul kunwari ho,
Tumko hi nahi doston ke liye bhi pyaari ho,
Hamari aur Tumhari dosti itni karari ho,
Ki Bap tum bano aur mehnat Hamari ho.

: Behti hawaon se aawaaz aayegi,
her dhadhkan se fariyaad aayegi, 
bhar denge aapke dil me pyar itna ki,
saans bhi loge to sirf humari yaad aayegi.

: Sapna ye aankho me kaise sanjo diya,
Kuch paane ki chah me sab kuch kho diya,
Logo ne kaha ilaz hai khuda k paas,
Maine zakhm dikhaya, to khuda bhi ro diya..

: Kon kise dil me jgh deta hai,
ped bhi sukhu ptte gira deta hai,
vakif hai duniya ke rivajo se,
je bahar jay to har koe thukra deta hai

: Unhiko Chaha Tha Unhise Pyar He,
Agr Wo Zindgi He To Zindgi Se Pyar He,
Wo Or Kisi K Ho JayeTo Koi Gam Nhi ,
Qki hme Unse hi Nhi
Unki Khushi Se b Pyar He.

: Udas lamho ka na koi  malal rakhana
Tufan me bhi wajud sambhal kar rakhana,
Kisi ke liye puri jindagi ho aap,
Bas yahi soch kar apna khayal rakhana

:Subah Ka Har Pal Zindagi De Aapko,
Din Ka Har Lamha Khushi De Aapko,
Jahan Gham Ki Hawa Chhu ke bhi Na Guzray,
KHUDA Wo JANNAT Si Zameen De Aapko.

: Zindgi khubsurat H pr muje jina nhi aata
Hr chiz me nasha H pr muje pina nhi aata
Sb mere bina ji skte H,Sirf muje hi
dosto ke bina jina nhi aata .


:
  Lafz Na Nikle Phir Bhi Aawaz Hoti Hai,
Kuch Lamho Ki Baat Bahut Khas Hoti Hai,
Aap Chahe Mane Ya Na Mane,
Lekin Aap Ki Yaad Hamesa Dil Ke Paas Hoti H.'

: Hum Rahe is tarah se apki akhon me,
Ki apki nazar ko b is ki khabar na ho,
Aap har pal Kre dua hme bhulane ki
Par Khuda kre ki us dua me asar na ho..

: Sapna ye aankho me kaise sanjo diya,
Kuch paane ki chah me sab kuch kho diya,
Logo ne kaha ilaz hai khuda k paas,
Maine zakhm dikhaya, to khuda bhi ro diya..!

: Zindgi khubsurat H pr muje jina nhi aata
Hr chiz me nasha H pr muje pina nhi aata
Sb mere bina ji skte H,Sirf muje hi
dosto ke bina jina nhi aata .


: Unhiko Chaha Tha Unhise Pyar He,
Agr Wo Zindgi He To Zindgi Se Pyar He,
Wo Or Kisi K Ho JayeTo Koi Gam Nhi ,
Qki hme Unse hi Nhi
Unki Khushi Se b Pyar He.


: Udas lamho ka na koi  malal rakhana
Tufan me bhi wajud sambhal kar rakhana,
Kisi ke liye puri jindagi ho aap,
Bas yahi soch kar apna khayal rakhana

 

Saturday, February 20, 2010

60 new iPhone Ringtones 2010

download 60 new iPhone Ringtones 201060 iPhone RingtonesFormat: m4r | 128 Kbps | Quantity: 60 | Size: 5.7 mbList: Name Time Album Artist All Wrong 0:02 Amphetamines 0:02 Arrow sound 0:01 Auto Shutdown 0:03 Benny Hill 0:16 Boabbie 0:05 Buy a Coke 0:06 Cartman My Ass 0:08 Countdown 0:30 Creative SMS 0:04 Donald Duck Sex 0:13 Dukes of Hazard 0:04 Family Guy 0:30 File ?nished 0:01 The

Friday, September 4, 2009

Best sounds for sms 2009

Best sounds for sms 2009download free sms soundsSounds for SMS | 11.2 MBTracklistIndian DreamsMom, a human, they throw smskamiMoonlight on the Trail SMS.mp3Business Sms.mp3It is gratifying to ZVUK.mp3Haala Dalou.mp3Nokia Best Sms Remix.mp3I heard! I heard!. Mp3FRENCH STAR FACTORYThis SMS has any ves.mp3Your message (MakSim - sorry). Mp3The Frequency DJ

Sunday, July 12, 2009

True Relationship mobile sms

True Relationship mobile smsA True Relationship is not like the Rain which pours and goes away,A True Relationship is like the Air sometimes Silent but always around You.I think so

True friendship never departs new sms message

True friendship never departs new sms messageA strong bonding does’nt need daily messages, Doesn’t always need calls. As long as love lives in the heart, true friendship never departs.bye bye

Cricket Match Is Over Now new sms message

Cricket Match Is Over Now new sms message In A Cricket Ground.. Security:Cricket Match Is Over Now, Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa:Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!have fun

sms : Wo Bewafa Sahi Magar

sms : Wo Bewafa Sahi Magar Gila Karen To Kesay Karen Faraz Wo Bewafa Sahi Magar Intikhaab To Mera Hywe need translation

A smile is hard 2 find - new sms

A smile is hard 2 find - new smsA rupee is easy 2 earn…but a smile is hard 2 find…rupee loses its value…smile increases its worth..i lost a rupee when i sms u…but who cares!i won ur smile…y v dnt study whole year….n spent sleepless night during exam?cozsahil k sakun se humne inkar nahi magar.tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza or hai…

Sunday, December 2, 2007

You go there.. MIKE (Asian Idol)


Sent to : Mike IDOL - 081115XXXX
Status : Delivered 09:17pm
Date : Dec, 2 2007
"Whua,akhirnya km tplih jg.Just WannaSay CONGRATS.U've great performance last night. Saya bangga punya wakil kamu :) hati-hati dan wasapa ngadepin Jaclyn Victor, she's ur biggest RIVAL.Show da best dah.Rhendra(oya skr aku dah ga di-KISS lg, pindah ke SS di SBY).THK U"



Waktu liat result show-nya, sudah mulai krasa MIKE yg bakal terpilih..hehehe
Tampil pertama bareng Glenn, dapat komen pertama dari temen2 Idol dan Indra Lesmana, wahhhh...tiba-tiba MIKE sudah ditampilkan di awal terus..(rasa-rasanya menang deh).
Btw, MIKE is charming. Asal gak DELON ato IHSAN. hehe RINI boleh meski kurang mantap. Soalnya beda gitu, kalo liat MIKE nyanyi rasanya kita bakala ikut terhanyut. So touching dah. Ohya, duet Kamu Ketahuan bareng RINI, wuiidiihh dahsyat. Meski kadang ada part yang terlalu kelebihan 'dimodifikasi'nya.
Sukses ya, ingat-ingat Malaysia lawan terberatmu.
GANYANG !!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Tari b'day


Short Message Service
From : ME
sent : Date 29/10/2006 - 05:10
Content :

Biarpun bkn yg pertama. Tapi, saat mata terbuka dr mimpi...
Yg kami ingat dan lgs kami ingin ucpkan adl.
SELAMAT ULANG TAHUN, TARI.
wish U all da best. Pjg Umur, Murah Rejeki. Dan jalan kepernikahan dilancarkan.
Cpt punya anak....Dan tetep inget ma qta.
Love U.

Rhendra + Titin + Clon pnakan mu
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Short Message Service
From : Tari KISS Fm
Received : Date 29/10/2006 - 05:11
Content :
;) makasi bgt ya. Thn ni unforgettable year 4 me.
Many amazing moments I had..2 mimpiku jd kenyataan,
bs k Tanah Suci dan d lamar m.Hendra hehe...
Makasi doanya, ya

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Short Message Service
From : ME
sent : Date 29/10/2006 - 05:16
Content :
Ya. smaga smua bsa bjalan lancr. Qta jg trut snang.
Smga being my partner, also unforgettable too.
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Short Message Service
From : Tari KISS Fm

Received : Date 29/10/2006 - 05:19
Content :

Wah itu mah dr dulu kala,ren.Dr 2003.Hehe.Being ur partner
is an extraordinary thing 4 me.Hehe.Kan bnyk yg pengen duet ma km,
tp rejekinya kena aku ;p
makasi ya